This is a List of the Taxes You Pay! Think it's Funny? - Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed . Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, T

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Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed .

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Ta x
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to
raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

Initiate Joined: May 09, 2007 Posts: 459

Most of what you posted are legal imposts and duties. Those taxes designed to fund the government. Anything having to do with INCOME falls under an excise tax. If you do not partake of the privilege, you owe nothing.

**Member** Joined: Jun 12, 2007 Posts: 3128

Yeah, I know that Munchie.......a friend sent it along to me and I just wanted people to know how much of their hard earned money the government can get their hands on....."legally" Rolling Eyes

Thought the people who are registered here would get a kick out of reading the list. He sent it at first as a sort of joke..........but then when he re read it he said post it to everyone I knew!

The way Americans are being taxed and the way we are falling deeper and deeper into debt is rather scary!

Initiate Joined: May 09, 2007 Posts: 459

We can not recover from the debt we are in. That is what is scary

**Member** Joined: Jun 12, 2007 Posts: 3128

I think that the illegal income taxes that they have exacted from the people for almost 100 years more than offsets any debt we have with the Federal Researve. Get rid of the IRS, ease out the Federal Reserve and lets just call it a wash and be done with the international crooks! They can't get blood out of a stone!

Recruit Joined: Aug 08, 2007 Posts: 131

The debt could be paid off with some time. Congress can enact it's authority to print out debt-free notes in repayment to buy out the Fed. The debt could technically be done with in a matter of months.

**Member** Joined: Jun 12, 2007 Posts: 3128

Interesting post as usual rj!